oh gawd!

there was once this wily old hag

who grabbed at a lad’s scrotum bag

said: “Do the fucketty-fuck with me

I’ll squeeze out a yes if ye disagree.”

the boy replied: “Ouch, granny, you’re so sick

shouldn’t you be holding a rosary instead of dick?”

she smiled: “Why don’t ye make me scream for god

with thy balls of steel and thy iron rod?”

saying thus she tightened her grip

wet her legs and also her lips

and so the lad said his own prayer

dropped his jeans and another layer

shut his mind and closed his eyes

got it up doggedly after 17 tries
she giggled: “I’m not thy sister, hold me close

haven’t ye heard of the missionary pose?”

and so the lad did as he was told

while the hag she rollicked and rolled

till finally she screamed out sweet Jesus

and came roaring with fluid and feces

and just as the sod thought the worst was up

she reached below and again she cupped

panted: “True the lord may treat me unkind

but meanwhile I want ye in my behind.”

ram cobain