hail musketeers!

if all the world’s people
farted all at once
would the gas thus emitted
blur a thousand suns?

and if they collectively unzipped
cocked in urinary motion
would the water so released
drown out the pacific ocean?

for in unity there’s strength
so speaketh the proverb old
and the planetary possibilities of shit
might lower the value of gold.

ram cobain