he with the three

I knew a man called ol’ billy
he was born with 3 willies
left, right, and one in the middle
t’was a sight to see him piddle
‘coz when he’d want to take a leak
he’d give each a li’l tweak
so see which one wanted to pee
eenie, mo or was it meenie
and he wore his Levis’
with nary one but 3 zip flies
and when he got a hard on
they lasted him from noon to dawn
and when his wife gave him a blow
t’was quite the magician’s show
for with her mouth bobbing on one
her ass and pussy too could have fun
and when he came t’was quite the sight
to see her lay painted in coppery white
and when old age finally took Billy
they sent his 3 dicks to Ripley’s
and if you think this story’s false
you ought to go see his six balls.

ram cobain