admittedly this is a crazy
world
check now the story of
this girl
she loved to fart into baby
balloons
that too is different
nursery tunes
said twinkle twinkle
little star
if you smell this don’t you
drive the car
jack and jill went up the
hill
this gassy cloud can maim
and kill
johnny johnny yes old pop
press the red button for
me to stop
baba black sheep have you
any wool
excuse me dearie coz my
rectum’s full
humpty dumpty sat on a
wall
his flatulence made the
horses fall
and thus each balloon had a tale to tell
each when burst did
reek of hell
till one day she met a
prince
who kissed her lips only
to wince
he said your explosions of
kiddy rhyme
are far worse than a
murderer’s crime
they may make the toddler
sleep
but only after much a woeful weep
in reply she farted right into
his nose
‘twas a bolt of lightning
up his toes
and though he was the best
of men
he joined her there with paper and pen
ram cobain
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