heterosexual hypocrisy

if I were to have my say
I’d rule there’d be no more gays
no more lousy limp handshakes
no more barrel-chested fakes
no more men with dainty eyelashes
no more tweety-bird undie flashes
no more creepy crawly “hi”s
no more loving lingering goodbyes
no more pinks and pastel hues
no more pansy aahs and oohs
no more mano-a-mano games
no more throbbings in crowded trains
no more adams, no more steves
no more woosters, no more jeeves
the only exception to this decree, my friends
would of course be… for lesbians.

ram cobain