musick

 

not everyone is gifted; born with a beat

with a whiskey throat or a larynx sweet

not all of us can strum the guitar

stroll up on stage, become rock star

yes, most of us can’t time the drums

or join mid-verse and begin to hum

aye we can’t even try to hold a tune

grab a mike and dare to croon

but fret not dearie – there’s good news

(for happiness comes to those who choose)

so what if you aren’t born with a musical ear

there are rhythms aplenty in your rear

note, the rectum comes with a hole to fart

a DIY design that turns biology to art

so poke in a finger the next time you toot

and hallelujah become the Human Flute.

ram cobain